grandma shit on top of the toilet
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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