dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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