Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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