before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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