ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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