Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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