So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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