How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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