you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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