he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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