Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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