Swine flu. Run for my life!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You've changed since you got that strap on
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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