So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm always down for nudity.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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