Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.