i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
My cat gives me a boner
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Panties = found
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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