He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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