Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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