office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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