so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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