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I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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