when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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