So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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The uberlube is also flammable
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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