in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I bet he comes in French.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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