I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I believe in your delicious
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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