I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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