just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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