wanna go halves on a baby?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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