You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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