turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
