I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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