This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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