so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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