Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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