Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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