Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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