brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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