You're like the curious george of whores
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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