Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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