I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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