do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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