So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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