didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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