Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We left the knife in your bed.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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