Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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