If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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