I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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