Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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