I need help removing her.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
How does one acquire holy water?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize