He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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