Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Is that strawberry winking at me??
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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