im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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