I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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