Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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