is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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