Your tits are I can't wait for
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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