they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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