WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
