Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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