okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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