The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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