umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
