He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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