dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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